Emergency! Thieves have hit Flavortown! People reports that about $1 million dollars worth of alcohol from Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila brand Santo were stolen from two trucks taking the shipment to California and Pennsylvania. About 24,240 bottles are missing, including a specially-made extra añejo that took 39 months to make. Once he heard the news, Fieri’s blonde spikes must’ve started going off, as he suspects that “someone could be trying to break the momentum” of his business venture. “I mean, one is one. But now you’ve got to have double the amount of people to pull off the double heist,” he explained. “It just seems so much riskier to take two trucks.” He’s offering a $10,000 reward for the recovery of the añejo as it’s impossible to replace “four years” worth of work for the holiday party season. But if all else fails, maybe he can sell the rights of the story to make his own version of Goodfellas: “It’s like a movie — I never in a million years thought this was coming down the pike like this but it’s real.”
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